• My history teacher: your homework comes before your band and flags
  • Me: HA
  • Other flag girls: HA
  • Entire band: HA
  • Band director: HAHAHAHAHAHA *makes practice longer*
  • unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again





    “I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

    My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

    #also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

    and our mental and physical health.

    Someone come lay next to me and touch my butt



Just a reminder


    Me in two sentences.

  • Me: I won't get jealous.
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore.
  • mangomamita:

    yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone