colorguardenthusiast:

Nearly all colorguard people have an immense amounts of aleve, asprin, midol, tampons, band aids, bags of chips, a book, something to write on, cash, tape, extra clothes, candy, a pillow, a blanket, a rhinoceros and the Area 51 inside of there bag.
But there’s never a goddamn bobby-pin.

holy shit I work so much

teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

follow the person i reblogged this from

decrepitar:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

I work so much but I like money so

theaveragefish:

all I want is for troop to make finals YOU CAN DO IT

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

lifeinguard:

I always love hearing this. 
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